Assyrian soldiers, known for their ferocity on the battlefield, rode into battle heavily rouged, painted, and perfumed.
Bugsicle
The Arctic beetle can survive in temperatures below -76 degrees Fahrenheit.
Letter From My Editor
I am trying to stay true to the theme of this blog, which is to write about offbeat topics relating to human history. But occasionally I will digress. For example, today I wanted to share this email from one of my favorite editors. He has a rather deadpan sense of humor.
The back story is, this editor has a new project and needs to assign it to multiple writers. He asked me if I could refer writer-friends that I thought might be suitable. I gave him some names. Several days went by and I waited for him to email me with my assignments. When I didn’t hear from him, I sent him an email asking if he planned to give me a writing assignment or if he was just going to hire my friends. Here’s what he wrote:
Dear Miss Albee: Thank you for your interest in continuing to work with [our publishing company]. Although you have shown excellent ability in a range of styles and genres and possess an unheard of gracious good spirits in working with the demanding and cantankerous editor we stuck you with, we have decided to give all future assignments to people you recommended since they are really good, too, and will work cheaper. Best of luck in your future endeavors. [my editor’s name] Oh and in his PS he did say he’d be ready to give me an assignment soon. photo: NYT newsroom 1942, Library of CongressLegging It
One way to prevent jellyfish stings—which are a serious problem in Australia—is to create a barrier between the skin and the water. Before they dash into the surf to rescue people who have been stung, Australian lifeguards throw on a pair of pantyhose.
(source: Bitten by Pamela Nagami)
Bug Off
Some expressive scientific names: Psorophora horrida, Culex perfidiosus, Aedes vexans, and Aedes tormentor. These are all species of mosquito.
Plucky
Many ancient Romans underwent full-body depilation (hair removal).
Whitman’s Wisdom
Walt Whitman, who served as a nurse during the American Civil War, once said:
“That whole damn war business is about 999 parts diarrhea to one part glory.”
Cholera
I have a whole chapter devoted to cholera in my last book about the history of sanitation. It’s a horrible disease and still, unfortunately, very much with us. It strikes in crowded places where drinking water gets contaminated. Nowadays the disease is treatable with oral rehydration and antibiotics, but in many places stricken by war or natural disaster, health workers lack the most basic supplies to help victims.
Cholera strikes your gut. No matter how much fluid you take in, somehow, it makes your intestines expel the fluid, rather than absorb it—like a power drill set on reverse, everything moves in the wrong direction. Victims acquire a powerful thirst and crave water, but their bodies expel the fluids rapidly (through vomiting and diarrhea) and their organs begin to shut down one by one, if left untreated. People usually die of dehydration.
Not to glorify an awful disease, but in a weird way, we have cholera to thank for our sanitation systems. It’s an ancient disease, long known and feared on the Asian subcontinent, but it wasn’t until 1832 that it travelled west, to Europe, the Middle East, and North America. As soon as people realized it was a water-borne disease, and that rich people as well as poor were dying from it, public officials began frantically implementing ways to clean up municipal water systems. And in my eyes, the true hero behind this movement was a doctor named John Snow.
I grew up hearing about John Snow and the Broad Street pump from my father, who was in some ways a rather eccentric man
but who was a firm believer in the power of preventive approaches to many public health issues. While other kids were sitting on their parent’s knee being read Good Night Moon, I was hearing about how John Snow solved the cholera riddle, and how he convinced public officials to have the handle of the Broad Street Pump removed.
When a baby in Snow’s neighborhood in London fell ill with what turned out to be cholera, and the disease roared through the neighborhood killing people, he noted that workers across the street weren’t falling ill. If cholera were an air-borne disease, as so many believed back then, then why didn’t the inhabitants of the workhouse get cholera? (They didn’t because they had their own water supply.) Snow was an anesthesiologist to the Stars (he delivered Queen Victoria’s eighth baby using brand-new chloroform, which made her so happy, she knighted him). As an anesthesiologist, he understood the Law of Diffusion of Gases, which, in a nutshell, states that gas flows from an area of higher concentration to an area of lower concentration at a measurable rate (sorry, chemists out there). Unfortunately Snow died before people had a chance to prove his theory. It wasn’t until ten years after his death that Robert Koch, that great epidemiologist, was able to isolate vibrio cholera under a microscope.
Bug Juice
The shiny chocolate coating on Junior Mints candy is made from confectioners glaze, which contains a secretion of the lac insect.
Royal Flush
In 1391, toilet paper was invented in China. It was only used by the Emperor.