Artemisia’s Art

Warning: This post contains images of violence and nakedness and might not be appropriate for kids under ten.

You might not have ever heard of her, but Artemisia Gentileschi (1593 – 1654) was a brilliant painter of the Baroque era. Honestly, she’s awesome. Right up there with Caravaggio. She was the first woman to be admitted to Florence’s Accademia del Disegno. Pursuing a career in a profession that was overwhelmingly male was hard enough, but she had to overcome some other fairly formidable challenges.

Artemisia grew up in a rough Roman neighborhood. Her mother died when Artemisia was 12, and Artemisia learned to paint from her father, Orazio Gentileschi.

Here’s a painting she did at age seventeen, which follows the timeworn tradition of nearly-totally-naked women interacting with fully-dressed men. Still, it’s an incredible painting. It’s called Susanna e I Vecchioni:Susanna_and_the_Elders_(1610),_Artemisia_Gentileschi

Yes, you read that right: age seventeen. Unfortunately, her father had a lot of unsavory friends. One day, in 1611, her father’s friend, Agostino Tassi, encountered 18-year-old Artemisia as she was painting alone in the studio. He raped her.

Tassi promised to marry her, but it turned out that he had a long record of violent crimes—and also a wife. Artemisia’s father pressed charges. Tassi went to trial.

This was a big deal. Women didn’t often prosecute their rapists during the Renaissance. In baffling Renaissance-era logic, by virtue of her honor having been violated, Artemisia’s word was suspect. She had to submit to torture by thumbscrew. But she stuck to her story. Tassi was sentenced to exile (although records indicate it was never enforced), and Artemisia’s father, after trying in vain to convince her to become a nun, married her off to an older man.

The couple moved to Florence, where Artemisia’s fame as an artist–notably her paintings of heroic women—grew. Here’s a painting she did the year after the trial, of Judith Beheading Holofernes. Subject matter a coincidence? I think not.512px-GENTILESCHI_JudithWhile becoming a renowned painter, she also, oh-by-the-way, managed to give birth to five children. I doubt Caravaggio had that life detail to deal with. (That was kind of mean, actually–Caravaggio had some serious demons of his own, and spent a lot of his time trying to stay one step ahead of the law. But certainly, having children didn’t figure into his career.)

Artemesia eventually dumped her husband and moved back to Rome. Only one of her children survived infancy.

Despite her humble social status, she was invited into elite artistic circles, making the acquaintance of the great Galileo and with a nephew of Michelangelo. She became the first woman artist to run a large studio with many assistants.

She seems to have used herself as a model in many of her paintings (models were expensive to hire). Here’s a self portrait. Told you she was awesome.Self-portrait_as_the_Allegory_of_Painting_by_Artemisia_Gentileschi

Mayflower Child

The only child born on the Mayflower voyage was named Oceanus. Oceanus Hopkins (1620 – 3) did not survive for long.

 

Bright

Nikola Tesla (1856–1943), the Serbian-American inventor, physicist, and engineer, could speak Serbo-Croatian, Czech, English, French, German, Hungarian, Italian, and Latin.

Parachute Plans

chute3Leonardo da Vinci‘s brilliant mind was capable of imagining a wide range of inventions. He invented ways to divert rivers to prevent their flooding. He invented screw threads, transmission gears, hydraulic jacks, things that swivel. He built a revolving stage, a canal system with locks. In his notebooks he designed a submarine, a flying machine, solar power, a calculator, plate tectonics, a flush toilet.

Some of these inventions were realized and built. Others were just a series of designs that showed how much he was ahead of his time, imagining things that could not be built for hundreds more years. The parachute was one of the latter types.

In 1485, Leonardo drew a sketch of a pyramid-shaped parachute, consisting of four equilateral triangles of fabric. The accompanying note read (in translation): “If a man has a structure made of gummed linen cloth 12 arms wide and 12 tall, he will be able to throw himself from any great height without hurting himself.”

Five hundred years later, the parachute was built and tested.

On June 26, 2000, a British balloonist Adrian Nicholas built a parachute according to Leonardo’s specifications. He was hoisted to 10,000 feet in a hot air balloon and then dropped. It worked beautifully, but at 2,000 feet he cut away da Vinci’s model and landed with a conventional parachute, afraid of being crushed by the almost-200-pound wooden frame.

In 2008, Olivier Vietti-Teppa, a Swiss parachutist, jumped from a hovering helicopter 2100 feet up and made it safely to the ground in Payerne, Switzerland, using a parachute built according to the da Vinci model. You can see a picture of it here.

Curling Up

In 1926 the permanent wave was invented by Antonio Buzzacchino, an Italian hairdresser.

No Spitting

After Indians player Ray Chapman was killed by a pitch in 1920, the spitball was ruled illegal, although the rule has been difficult to enforce.

Lit Up

The first neon sign appeared in a Paris barbershop in 1912. The first neon sign to go up in Las Vegas was in 1929.

Ha! Ha! LOL! FOTFL!

Die_Claque_SchwetzingenHere’s a new word for you: claquer. It comes from the French wordmeaning “to clap.” A claquer is a professional applauder.

In ancient Athens, Greek playwrights participating in comedy competitions tried to sway the judges by hiring claquers to laugh at their plays and to deride those of their competitors.

Beginning in 18th century France and lasting well into the 19th century, most theater managers, bowing to pressure, permitted claquers into their theaters–people paid to respond to the drama and influence the audience. The rieurs laughed loudly. The bisseurs shouted for encores. And the pleureuses wept loudly at the sad parts. The claquers were often paid by the actors and issued free tickets by the management, and, according to this Encyclopedia Brittanica article, were highly influential to a play’s success.

497593075The practice spread to Italy, Vienna, London, and New York, and in some circumstances became a form of extortion, when singers were obliged to pay a fee to the claques before a debut to ensure they weren’t booed.

The author of Peter Pan, J.M. Barrie, is believed to have planted claquers in the audience when the play was first staged, to respond when Peter turns to the audience and asks people to clap if they believe in fairies.

I suppose the modern-day equivalent would be the author who pays people to write starred reviews of his books on Amazon.

 
images: By 4028mdk09 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Les “claqueurs” du théâtre aux XVIII° et XIX° siècle : “Les Chevaliers du Lustre” deuxième partie

 

Poultry in Motion

Turkeys were first brought from Mexico to Spain around 1519. In 1541 they reached the English court.

In Other Words

The English poet John Milton (1608–1674) could speak English, Latin, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Italian, Spanish, Aramaic, and Syriac. He originated 320 new English words or terms.